I looked at him.
My penis flipped up.
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
He looked at me.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
im one toxic wanker
Dear Diary,
OH SHIT OH SHIT OHSHIT
I FORGOT TO USE
CONDOMS
I AM PREGNANT!!!!
im calling my baby wankhu (u)
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Today was a fairytale
Dear Diary.
I am over the moon. Today I finally met the girl i have been dreaming about!
I spent nights and days fixated with her. She and my thoughts are like a chain whose key has been thrown down the well and MIA forever, we are meant to be together. My bolster is her bolster. My shampoo is her shampoo. It all seems to surreal, but surely what I am seeing now is real right?
I am seeing Bian Jiang now.
I LOVE 55 FICTION.
为什么没有人为我鼓掌呢？
是不是他们嫉妒我的成绩呢？
要不要我卖淫给他们？
因为柏林不是那样 - 我们应该好好的刺希特勒！